I, Nigel the Annoying Cat, have decided to become a male model. I've always felt this empty void in my life and nothing really seemed to fill it. I can't even begin to tell you how complete I felt while watching Zoolander. It's everything I want! So today I had a little photo shoot so I could strut my stuff.

I'm such a naughty kitty... I pulled all of this junk out of the box just so I could show some leg!

Well hello there, beautiful!

Here I am, rockin' out!

Do I make you horny baby?

If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy...

RAWR!

Wish me luck! I hope I can make friends with Billy Zanye's cat!

Nigel