Bloody Hell.

So today, I was minding my own business, and not rubbing my clawless paws on hlog's speakers. I swear! ...and out of no where Josh picks me up and locks me in the bathroom! If only I had known the torture that be-waited me...

With out warning he THREW in me the tub!! It was awful! All that warm water getting in my fur. And that bloody tart hlogs was taking pictures and laughing! Some owner...

After fighting for ten minutes I finally got out! I was just slick enough from all the water on me. (at least it was good for something)

Ugghhh...

Don't laugh at me... How would YOU get the water out of YOUR fur?

at least they were nice enough to towel me off a bit.

I hate you guys. You ruined my life.

Nigel

Editors note:

Nigel was infact rubbing his clawless paws all over Heather's speakers.

His "10 minute fight" was more like 10 seconds, the wuss.

As a bonus, he now stinks like caramel. weird...

-josh